YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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