Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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