the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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