I wish I could punch you in the face.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You pole danced in your parka.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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