Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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