Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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