dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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