...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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