Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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