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Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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