I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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