i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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