I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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