Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize