Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
why is half of my head shaved?
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