are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Let's get the cat blown out
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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