It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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