you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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