Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
