I think I am morally bankrupt
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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