i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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