I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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