I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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