Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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