Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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