So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Randomize
