I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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