If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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