I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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