well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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