Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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