Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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