I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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