TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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