just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
