didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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