More tranny stories later!
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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