You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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