But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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