ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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