Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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