i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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