Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
how drunk are you?
Several
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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