i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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