sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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