he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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