that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So much rum. So many feels.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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