When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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