He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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