ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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