Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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